Spam in the place where I work
September 1, 2008 at 2:57 pm | In spam | 1 CommentWow, it’s what I always wanted! Tense? Nervous headache? The best bits are the “recommendations” at the end. What garbage.
<<Hi,
The Fear Course is coming to [my home town]
Do you feel nervous before doing certain things?
Do you get anxious easily?
Do some things fill you with fear?
Do you shrink inside at the thought of public speaking, meetings or talking
to a large group?
Do you live in trepidation of being asked the question you cannot answer?
Do you get:
Increased heart beart beat
Sweaty palms
Dry mouth / throat
Sick feelings
Blank mind
The shakes
Loss of control / inability to say what you wanted to?
Want to be calm and in control?
Learn to do things with ease, speak with confidence in any situation. You can
be calm and think straight in the very situations that used to bring panic, fear
and anxiety with the fear course.
This 1 day course has been travelling the country with great success and the course dates for Scotland are:
[Town A] - 22nd September
[Town B] - 5th November
[Town B] - 21st January
[Town A] - 4th February
[Town B] - 22nd April
[Town B] - 7th July
All the courses are run in city centre locations for easy access and cost £155 inclusive of VAT, materials and online post-course support.
For more information about how to be calm just paste this url into your address
bar of your browser:
[www.youmustbereallygullible.com]
What others are saying about the Fear course:
“It works!” GHJ Reading University
“Why don’t they teach this to you earlier in life. It would have saved me
so much pain. Thank you.” NN Oxford Brookes University
“Thank you. You have given me my life back” DS Oxford University
“Fully recommended – everyone should do this course” GF York University
“I am stunned that it was so easy. Amazing! Thank you” GD Essex University
“Dear Dave, Just a quick note to say thank you for the workshop last week.
I didn’t fill in the feedback form on the day as I wanted to see if it would
work in reality. It does! As you know I had to give a research paper to the
conference on Monday which I was dreading. I was so calm. You would have
been proud of me. I have now been asked to go to five universities to talk
about my research. One in America all expenses paid! Can you imagine it -
me being an international speaker, I can’t thank you enough. ” Jane Mahon
“This has changed my life” PJG Cardiff University
Just paste this URL into the address bar of your browser:
[www.giveusallyourmoney.com] for more information and to book.
If you think that you have received this email in error and don’t want any
more academic offers from us just send an email to:
[spam@spamalot.com] with the subject Remove.
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I think you should go for it.
Comment by keepfishing — September 1, 2008 #