Initial Conditions

An observation: you often see adverts on TV (particularly the music channels) for these trance/ibiza/hardcore compilation albums.

I have noticed that these are little miracles in that they take terrible songs and make them sound much worse than they were previously (at least that’s if the adverts are anything to go by). I remember back in the day when you couldn’t watch Friends on a friday night without about three of these things being shoved down your throat.

So annoyed we were, that I had a massive rant about it in the school sixth form centre one day with some of the guys and created my own impromptu parody advert for

“Ibiza: nervous breakdown” :the only CD compilation in the world that brings you to tears!

Those were the days…