Initial Conditions

Although I assure you the Doctor probably wouldn’t dance to this. Ever.

Words can’t describe how mercilessly irritating this song is. Someone sent it to me and I think it’s only fair that I inflict it on the rest of you so I don’t suffer alone. It’s from a kids’ show in the US and is presumably to promote healthy eating, although the only thing it promotes in me is a sense of rage and a desire to never have children so I don’t get subjected to things like this in the future. It hurts both my eyes and my ears and probably affects smell, touch and taste aversely too.

[NB Kids are actually great]